"Scientific" Validation
For Whatever You Want To Prove

Publish a science news article* proving whatever you want. Perfect for winning frivolous arguments, avoiding chores, or justifying questionable life choices.

*not actually scientific, researched, or factual in any way.

What do you need "proof" of?

How It Works

1

State Your Conclusion

"Playing on your phone on the toilet for 20+ minutes is healthy"? "Dishes need to soak for 3 days"? Anything can be proven with enough creativity.

2

We "Research" It

Our advanced AI fabricates a completely legitimate-looking scientific article supporting your claim. The tone is smug and pretentious, as in "we can't believe you didn't already know this!"

3

Share & Win Arguments

Get a link to your "study". Share it with unsuspecting friends, family, or that one coworker. Satisfaction guaranteed*.

*satisfaction not actually guaranteed.

Totally Legit Cutting Edge Research Examples

Check out some unique research people requested:

"Laundry doesn't need to be folded immediately, in fact it's better if it lays there for a couple days""Leaving a 2 week assignment until the last minute will get me a better grade than starting early""Playing the lottery should be an essential part of your retirement strategy""Binge-watching TV improves memory retention""Responding to texts immediately is actually rude""Kids as young as 5 should begin consuming social media to better prepare them for the real world"