Terms of Service

1. Important Disclaimer

Important Research Daily is a satirical entertainment service. All articles generated by our service are fictional parody content created for humor and entertainment purposes only. The "science news," "expert quotes," and "findings" referenced in our articles are entirely fabricated and should not be taken as factual information.

Our content is not intended to provide actual scientific, medical, legal, or professional advice. Do not rely on our articles for any real-world decisions.

2. Service Description

Important Research Daily provides AI-generated satirical "news articles" that humorously justify user-submitted conclusions using pseudo-scientific language and fabricated science. Each article costs $5.00 USD.

Upon successful payment, our system generates a unique satirical article based on your submitted topic. You will receive a shareable link to your generated article.

3. Acceptable Use

You agree to use our service only for:

• Personal entertainment and humor
• Sharing with friends and family who understand the satirical nature
• Social media posts clearly presented as satire or jokes

You agree NOT to use our service to:

• Deceive others into believing the content is real science news
• Spread misinformation or disinformation
• Generate content promoting illegal activities
• Generate content that is hateful, harassing, or discriminatory
• Impersonate real experts, institutions, or news outlets

4. Age Requirement

You must be at least 18 years old to use this service, or have parental/guardian consent.

5. Intellectual Property

You retain ownership of the articles generated based on your submissions. However, you grant us a non-exclusive license to display and host your generated content on our platform. The Important Research Daily name, logo, and website design remain our property.

6. Limitation of Liability

Important Research Daily is provided "as is" without warranties of any kind. We are not responsible for any consequences arising from the use or misuse of generated content, including but not limited to: damaged relationships, workplace issues, or any decisions made based on our satirical articles. Use at your own risk and discretion.

7. Termination

We reserve the right to refuse service, remove content, or terminate access to anyone who violates these terms or uses our service in ways we deem inappropriate.

8. Changes to Terms

We may update these terms from time to time. Continued use of the service after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

9. Contact

For questions about these terms, contact us at [email protected]